That looks amazing. Best of luck to you.

That looks amazing. Best of luck to you.

That is not dead which can eternal lie…

That is not dead which can eternal lie…

I'll be gone til November.

I'll be gone til November.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Yeah. Exactly. I have no idea where this guy worked that it was a common occurrence for him to see dead kids in the sewer, but I'm pretty sure I would've quit.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Yeah. Exactly. I have no idea where this guy worked that it was a common occurrence for him to see dead kids in the sewer, but I'm pretty sure I would've quit.

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus One time when I was working at a video store, I swear, some guy returned Angela's Ashes. He slammed it down on the counter, said "If I wanted to see dead kids lying in the sewer, I'd have gone to work!", and left the building. My co-worker and I just stared at each other…

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus One time when I was working at a video store, I swear, some guy returned Angela's Ashes. He slammed it down on the counter, said "If I wanted to see dead kids lying in the sewer, I'd have gone to work!", and left the building. My co-worker and I just stared at each other…

…Silence…of…the….Lambs….

…Silence…of…the….Lambs….

I tried to convince my mother to watch Seinfeld on numerous occasions. She's actually tried it. Twice. The first time was in 1991. It was the episode "The Nose Job". In the episode, Jerry's brain and his dong are playing a game of chess. This didn't sit well with my ultra-conservative mother. The next time she tried…

I tried to convince my mother to watch Seinfeld on numerous occasions. She's actually tried it. Twice. The first time was in 1991. It was the episode "The Nose Job". In the episode, Jerry's brain and his dong are playing a game of chess. This didn't sit well with my ultra-conservative mother. The next time she tried…

Tommy Boy was too bad for these folks? Maybe they need to have the screws in their hearts loosened.

Tommy Boy was too bad for these folks? Maybe they need to have the screws in their hearts loosened.

Yikes. Awwwwkkkkward.

Yikes. Awwwwkkkkward.

Zelda, the older sister, is the scariest thing in Pet Semetary.

Zelda, the older sister, is the scariest thing in Pet Semetary.