The Balltease Falcon?

"Perhaps someone could even illustrate that war and put it into a book, for the day we finally want something besides superheroes to entertain us."

So does Gish just not even exist anymore? Because I can take or leave just about any other SP record and it doesn't get a single mention in the article from folks who were fans BITD. Am I missing something?

"That's the joke" - R.W.

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

Starlite Walker - ahem, mr. vago

So there were no other bands he could have been listening to at that age beside f-ing Oasis and Foo Fighers? I don't believe that. He still doesn't get to start a band.

Yeah, but there were thousands of other bands to listen to besides Oasis and the Foo Fighters when this guy was between 13 and 16.

Dear anyone,
If these words can come out of your mouth in this order…:

"Hey photographer! Can you make sure you get me posed in a way that let's me show off my super tough hand tattoo?"

Whenever i see her, all i think of is "these roooocks rock". The song she sings when Peg gives her a box of rocks for her birthday.

"… Everything's annoying. I'm Caillou. I'm Caillou."

I took a course in college dedicated solely to Kant (mostly Critique of Pure Reason with a dip into Pure Judgement at the end). My brain has never been the same.

Also, our kid loves Sid the Science Kid and that show is the absolute WORST

Can't stand Daniel Tiger, unfortunately…although the New Baby was a thing in our house recently. Peg + Cat is my JAM tho! Sometimes I just listen to the theme at work. Seriously. Love that show!

I have a two-year-old and this "hey here's two things that seem to work well together for my audience" approach is how I always imagine they came up with the Dinosaur Train cartoon. "Hey my kid loves trains and dinosaurs! I've got an idea…"

"INDEED!"
- Lo Pan

ZING!

Who said that? What's going on? Who am I? Where is that sound coming from?!

"any shitty band in a particular genre can kill that genre by simply existing."