Man of Steel: Darkness of the Dutch Oven's Revenge Falls Upon Your Face

Reason #8793 why I hate this band

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are you sure you want to go that far out on a limb there, Mr. Knievel?

[claims "Sliceable Diabetes" as his new band's name]

This loser would not like THAT wall of guitar sound

Thor just doesn't look like it has any semblance of story,…

My gloves and boots style determines my death style

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

joke alert

But what about The Man With One Red Shoe? He was halfway decent in that.

spoiler alert

You don't get to be a billionaire by only buying one friend at a time

Link Wray or burn the fucker to the ground.

"Oooh a head bag!"

whew! one of them has a beard. that was a close one.

I love NDT as much as the next person…but, from me to you NDT, at some point you're just gonna come off sounding like a dick.

Insecure about your name much? Geez.

Two words: Ass Dan.

a) thank you for using capitalization to give the Dutch Oven the respect it commands
b) thank you for transforming it into an verb.