what a good wife, you'd be

a) I would refer to Anselmo for examples of "metal tuff guy", not Al Jourgensen….he's more the "Keith Richards-y, I hate Christian Fundamentalism and the government, by way of Texas, and I really kinda invented industrial metal guy"
b) where does the womanizing come in? 
c) it's not clear. how does making a person get…

zing!

Listen to what by who now?

Well..you're certainly not making it easy to follow this conversation because the things you say are, to put it nicely, odd.

"Absolutely, if he (that is, Jourgenson) was a guy who spent the last 30 odd years attempting to distance himself from the womanizing tuff guy image he was "forced" by the record company to adopt before transforming into a fey synth pop twink."

what and who are you talking about?

So if Fred Durst were a woman, you would have written the same comment but said "waaaay straight"?

So you're using "gay" in the pejorative sense here…interesting.

The AV Club:  It just seems like comment section or twitter, where everyone is trying to out snark each other.

Fine. Don't be in a band. There…problem solved.

but where did the lighter fluid come from?

I have to say I'd kinda be down for a tap dancing, titty fucking Christ dying for my sins. I'd pretty much pay to see it.

Your opinion is incorrect

"I don't know you! That's my purse!"

No…what makes this an awful song is the fact that it's more of this…i don't know what to call it so I'll just say "Bullshit music that Arcade Fire has doomed us all to hell with", with the big floor-tom drums and tambourine thing and some girl probably about to start playing violin and dance in fucking circles, and…

and by "backyard" you mean…

You see, Johnny…the joke lies in the fact that @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus made this reference a day ago.

You Hobo Humpin' Slobo…oh, wait.

oooooh art shows AND poetry readings? here's my wallet!