I loved Bewilderbeast and thought Have you fed the fish" was shit. It got a huge marketing push, free sampler CDs were given away in The Grauniad, and I just thought he'd lost it. In retrospect, Have you fed the fish? is fucking fantastic, and massively underrated.

That was trolling, right, FidelAstro? You didn't think that was a reasoned argument, did you?

As has been said before me, Johnny Cash's version of hurt is a bit of a weepie, but especially if you watch the video. The bit where June Carter-Cash appears chokes me up every time.

Obviously this is a serious issue. Young children being exposed to breasts is immensely damaging, which is why the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends blindfolding your child before breastfeeding.

I thought he was Hispanic, my wife thought he was south Asian. Post-racial America, right?

Considering what a deluded fantasist he appears to be I would happily believe that he thought it happened after seeing the film.

Piers Morgan is a cunt. I know it's been said, but it really is worth repeating. Because he is a cunt.

McAlmont & Butler - Yes.

Jesus got two shout outs this episode. There was Kevin's 'Thank you Lord Jesus' as well. Because clearly he could only have got through with divine assistance.

The whole concept annoyed the crap out of me. The whole point of the original story was that he never grew up because he was dead. All the lost boys were un-babtised babies who died and never got to heaven.

@xochi - I agree that the first 50 pages of Underworld are incredible, but I found the book unreadable. I couldn't distinguish the characters, they all seemed to speak in the same 90s ironical voice (barring the beginning. It ried again and again and it just put me off DeLillo forever. So, yes, not a good place to…

@Rowan - Spike is meant to be from Manchester. That great English accent is not so great after all.

I was recently struck with the similarities in style between The Picture of Dorian Gray and American Psycho. But no, not that often. I believe that the Coldstream Guards were a favourite of Mr Wilde, is there where your interest lies?

@Coldstream - I assume you're busy waiting under your bridge for the billy goats to tun up. Here they come, clip-clop, clip-clop!

@Ghaleon, I see what you mean about self selection being a problem, and atheists(of which I'm one) do often cherry pick the worst and most obviously vile behaviours, but I can't think of many, if any, high profile Liberal Christians who speak convincingly about Christianity. Obviously politicians of all flavours will…

Never even kissed a girl, eh?

The Rani? I'm not sure who that would be, as River Song died rather than regenerated.

It got wrapped up in the library two parter. It just hasn't begun yet.

I love the idea that every country other than England and Wales left the planet successfully. Rwanda, Laos, Jordan, Uruguay, no problem.

It's not like the studio bosses are getting money, or the A-list actors are wealthier than some countries. Don't these people understand that there just isn't any money in the movie business? It's about art, damn it!