You could say he's ridiculously photogenic.

Guest Stars!

I thought the San Diego one was better— they were both deliciously absurd.

I didn't know CUNTZ was on ABC.

Parks and Rec is pretty great. But, yes more would be nice.

Okay. I guess I'm going to have to ruin it. So…
I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY!

What has that Bud been up to? I don't really care, but everyone else seems to be doing okay— what with having a show in all.

I think Russell has been to flavor country now. They should ceremoniously retire some tables.

I'm really hoping they (or maybe some devoted fans) can spell out the rules a bit somewhere online. That way we all can enjoy True American in the way it was meant to be played.

How does Bobby say no to her on the deck?

I found the amount of promo's for BFF and the Betty White show to be a bit excessive. Yet, nothing for this one.

I like my breasts full of boob.

Those sports bras are doing God's work. They really are.

I tried, then discovered they used a laugh track in it (first season at least) and it was very distracting. I didn't remember it being there.

Did you see In Bruges?

Reminded me of the scene from Bored to Death with Galifianakis feeding baby Spencer.

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

It's not like they had much in the way of contraception. You know— aside from pulling out.

I really think that you guys are defending the show that it used to be as opposed to the one it is now. As it is now, it's not really worth the time. It just seems like I've already seen everything this show can possibly do.

I general I don't care for Subway— I've always preferred Schlotsky's or Jason's Deli. But I may pop into a Subway for lunch tomorrow.