"I think he's in the toolshed. Maybe Agent Johnson has a tool he's missing."

Can I come over and wait with you?

Trump is obnoxious and Hillary is obnoxious.

StedmanGraham is gone, guys!

Yeah yeah, Seinfeld goes dark. Not a new topic.

At least they don't do the thing Sons of Anarchy did where every episode had an overly drawn out musical montage to some mournful ballad.

More Linda Cardenelli and steamy beachfront intrigue.

So many great picks here.

Some of my favorites are here and it shows you guys put a lot of thought into this list.

I still don't think I'm ready for this Jelly. - Dallas Police Commissioner

I agree with you, but this article makes it sound like it's a recent thing or it's something that could be ended in our lifetime.

Jekyll wears women's underwear so I feel like he's biased.

I've read Dustin Diamond's autobiography (Don't look at me, I'm hideous) and apparently Haskins is "The Man from Everywhere". He could schmooze people at NBC about their hometowns because he knew just enough about each town to pretend to have grown up there. Genius.

I hate it that sex recently began to sell.

As they were dragging her away she screamed "You know my nay-eee-AMME!"

I still hate it that she and Xavier grew up together.

Man, this thing was filthy.

That audience at the Budokan show sound like the happiest people ever.

*chortles, leans back with thumbs in his suspenders*

Sorry, I don't have time to read this article.