I think we're actually pretty close to agreeing. I think they've consistently allowed for new visions, rebooting the franchise every few films - it's just that the visions they choose are 50% shitty. Burton good, Schumacher bad (I know, not technically a reboot), Nolan good, Snyder bad.

Sorry but this is a legitimately funny idea and I'm way more interested in Jonah Hill and that stripper guy than weird Will Smith and that old guy.

I love Dan AuerbaUch's music and dislike Steve Miller's but AuerbaUch comes off as the dick here. I HAVE PASSED JUDGMENT.

Uh….you know that's what they've been doing for 20 years, right?

This is sortof how I feel about it too. I really liked Argo. I have a little faith in Affleck. …at least, compared to Zack Snyder.

Someone scored this movie using a CD they found at a yard sale called "Songs Ten-Year-Olds Think Are Rockin'."

This trailer is fuckin' gibberish, as I assume the movie will be.

Sorry sir, but you are incorrect. Ayn Rand is an absolutely atrocious writer, even before you get to her inexcusably dumb and mean ideas. She has no understanding of what people are like, particularly women, and she can't write a sentence to save her life. There is nothing right about Ayn Rand.

Yeah, I don't really have an answer for that. Sportsball is the glaring flaw in cable-cutting. (People will say "And local news," but whothefuck watches local news.)

Wait, are you patting yourself on the back for being thrifty but you still have CABLE? That's like congratulating yourself for not smoking as you shoot heroin.

Physical subscription?! HAHAHAHAHAHA how are things in the 90s, say hi to Chumbawumba for me

Netflix: $10 / month (apparently, now)
Hulu+: $8
Amazon Prime: ~$8.25
Showtime: $10
renting whatever movie we want: probably ~$15
Total: about $50

So you're saying that you would like Ted Cruz and the lead singer from Stryper to Eiffel Tower you? Yes - yes, that is definitely what you're saying. MAY GOD HELP YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, SIR.

Have you…have you ever been here before?

wtf nobody can buy an apartment in Metropolis for 300k, where does that motherfucker live, Metropoqueens?

Are you kidding? That's, like, her entire audience. (I'm including Mark Cuban in this demographic.)

sorry but things must be thrown.

Hey, I like Upton Sinclair!

"Also, I was 16. I might read it now and find it atrocious."

Of COURSE he's an Ayn Rand fan.