Why are you even CALLED that then?

how's that penis-shaped gummy candy?

ps it was good

I SAW IT

You can't star in your own biopic! That's fucked up!

Haha the ending of The Stand is so weak

GR all comes together in the last 30 pages

I DON'T WANT KIRK DOUGLAS TO EAT MY DICK

It's the third Ripley novel.

Never said you were straight (don't care). But I am correct in guessing that you're a pathetic loser who's incapable of finding love. *Everyone* knows that's what all you MRA dweebs are.

Scurry back to your mom's basement and continue not having meaningful relationships, fuckboy!

DRAKE SUCKS

JIMMY FALLON IN NUDE PIGEONFUCKING GLITTER UNICORN CLOWN SCANDAL

Blah blah blah you're a fuckboy, got it

What it all boils down to is you're a sexist dweeb and so are your dumb little friends.

Sure, yeah: for Water Margins, Shapiro, Jackson or Dent-Young are all respected - at least two of those have abridged versions, so be careful. For Monkey you're looking for Anthony Yu. (Again, he has an abridged version as well as an unabridged one.)

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Hey! Yeah! Me too. I just posted like right above you. Good luck!

BRANDON NOWALK: Do yourself a favor and pick up the Collected Stories of Lydia Davis. They're great - she's amazing - but also, many of them are extremely short. Like two sentences. Might save you from failure for…well, I give you about two weeks on your dumb goal anyway; Lydia might get you to three.

BECCA JAMES, he shouts rudely: that list seems…like as good a list as any? Sure, yeah, I approve of it. Giovanni's Room is so great and not too hard and might get you off on the right foot. Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Housekeeping & Age of Innocence, same deal. (But I like House of Mirth better and so do all sane…