What about Now You Don't Again?

I watched to the end on your suggestion and I want my money back, I didn't care about that reveal. YOU'VE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, PENIS VAN LESBIAN.

You're paying her 15 cents an hour? Man, when I see her she buys me lunch.

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE DUMB AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

What if we lit him on fire? How would that be? Would everyone like that? If we lit Tom Cruise on fire, would you watch?

Oh man, yeah, Hosea, god. He seemed like he could cook and all but…so boring. That was part of their long string of winners who failed to be memorable.

Maybe they tried to cast more diverse but all the diverse people thought it looked super shitty?

Stefan's been on twice, hasn't he? I kinda enjoyed him, so it's disappointing to hear that he's chasing "put me on TV at any cost."

They sure did. Dastardess and I have been binging Top Chef all year and there have really been some boring-ass seasons. We're midway through New Orleans now and it's….still not great.

You're going to quote Fabio and you're not going with "This is Top Chef, not Top Pussy"? Come on, man, get your head in the game.

I think the exact opposite of that. Saying "Editing can make you look false" is what un-self-aware people say. To say "There's gotta be some truth in there because it all happened," that's a sign of maturity.

I would have given him a prize for punching Marcel though.

I'm one of the people who wanted to say hi to him because I remember him from the show, and he was really nice. (I had a question about this one sauce, and the answer was Chinese mustard, and we have that in our cooking arsenal now; it's awesome stuff. Thanks for that, dude.)

Would still hit that.

I don't think you're an informed source.

That's not a pun, it's a typo.

Transformers part 7 looks fine

Cops: mostly dicks.

Now cover your right eye and tell me what the smallest line you can read is.

That was my first thought too. Those are a lot of pores.