Yep. And Ben Carson is a total nutjob. (As any black Republican has to be.)

Actually no, it was a bunch of clowns spitting on themselves, but nice effort. …Well, no, nice isn't the right word. Weird effort? Weird effort, trying to make that seem like not a pointless circus.

I know, right? Young people are all OH MY GOD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE and we're all, whatever, some buffon or other is always doing well this early.

oh I'm soooooooo surprised

I'd watch that documentary so fast. I've been waiting for it for years.

UNREAL IS SUPER AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT

Jesus Christ, I am in no way equipped to handle this.

I've read this book and it was okay I guess.

"Gimme my beer back you little shit"

Like telling a cancer patient he should just keep breathing. It's true, but not specific to his problem.

Cool story!

Yes, where the hell do you live, COMMUNIST RUSSIA?

Still looks dumb as shit!

Avon!

DUDE

Most of that is from me, because Portishead is great sex music. Those dudes owe me a hamburger.

In retrospect, it was pretty weird? Pretty sure we all thought it was pretty weird at the time.

Nope.

KEVIN SPACEY IS LOOKING SARCASTIC AGAIN
HIS WIFE LOOKS MEAN

Stab a purple psychic blade through my skull; do I not make an anguished face?