Never mind, my colleague Octothorpe got it. Thank you, doctor.

Lemme know when you find it because that sounds good.

HOW OLD WERE YOU, HOMIE, THAT'S NOT REALLY MASTERS-LEVEL ANALYSIS RIGHT THERE

THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING BALLS

"I like listening to rock music such as PJ Harvey, Morrissey, and Tracy Chapman. I have nothing in common with the archetypes about the black male.”

Before that bar, I used to crash into the bottom of articles so hard I broke several teeth!

I'm mostly just commenting to see if it still works! I watched Election again; it totally holds up. That movie is terrific.

Man, you shoulda let me know you were gonna do this. I'd have loved to unload my first three issues of all the New Universe titles on you.

PLATYPUS OR GTFO

*applause*

It's me.

If no one misrepresented themselves online, it would be a MUCH more boring place.

You don't have to hide your cross-dressing fantasies behind lame attempts at humor, Cornelius. Let your freak flag fly.

Because comic books?

YES TO THIS

whut?

I think you're confusing "surprising" for "insane but pretty much guaranteed to be what AV Club refugees were going to do, given a box that says 'shout'".

fuck

Oh man, is Santorum gonna run again? That's so much fun, when he does things.

Yeah, man, I voted no on both of those. Who votes to let mining companies do anything? Why would anyone do that?