FUCK YEAH MALI

Hey! Invite me! I promise to say no!

Four fucking hundred, good Lord.

Can we get a preview of your vows? Come on, man, you're teasing us with movie quote vows on a site full of movie nerds. Be a fucking pal.

Wait, what? What are we doing?

Ha…Doug.

That's probably why it didn't work: because he wasn't muttering that under his breath as he did it.

I just can't understand why the lotion gambit didn't work.

I'm 39! I saw Animal House like ten times!

IDRIS ELBA OR GTFO

STOP WHINING AND SNORT IT OFF THE HOOKER.

Man, I loved that shit. All those old Jackie Chan movies were sick.

I am Adam. Prince of Eternia, and defender of Castle Greyskull. This is Kringer, my (laugh) fearless steed. …um, I can't remember the next part…and then he's all I HAVE THE POWER! and that's all I can remember.

That's how real life works too, y'know.

Well, I am.

It's more naked than clothed!

I've often wondered that. If there was a network that just showed pilots that didn't get picked up, I'd sometimes watch it.

Really, you don't know when it happened? It happened at Titanic, dude. It's not rocket science.

I've tried the first part. Can you explain the rest of it like I'm five years old?

A douche, or possibly tripping.