I clicked "Load more comments" like twenty times and eventually it went away. I never did find out which two comments it thought I hadn't seen.

I cannot get rid of a My Disqus notification that I have two new replies! I think they're probably from some other site that I commented on at some point previously, but I can't figure out what that might be! Only AV Club posts are listed under there! I am confused and hateful!

Cool, thanks for this report.

Yo, Bell Jar motherfucker! I fuckin' loved that book.

Well, I realize that delayed gratification is not a big strength of yours, Cookie Monster, but you've just gotten through the worst of Jest. There are other parts of it that aren't my favorite, but that's just because it's an enormous book about everything. Some people totally enjoy that interminable conversation on…

I haven't either, so…sure?

That seems like a very good way to put it.

It's soon and it's over fast. There's like this wonderful book here, with this one tiny passage of absolute bollocks in it. No one likes that part.

Unfortunately fantasy is the only thing I like less than sci-fi.

Nope, you got the good version. Awesome.

I mean, yeah, it was a bummer and all, but I found it so coincidental that both kids end up barmy that for me only an explanation that relates the two would work. (Like, I dunno, Dad was experimenting on their brains or something.)

I haven't read James Fennimore Cooper! …it looked kinda boring.

Mabinogion, high five! Man, you and me are on the same wavelength here today.

Are you past that dreadful ebonics bullshit? That will totally not come back, you can just forget all about it.

Plus, does it even count to say you're reading the fuckin' Oatmeal? Sorry Andrea Battleground, but that's not real cool.

1. I feel like it's different in his own book; it's a kids book and the stakes are low, so even when he does something like let his legal guardian believe he's dead for like a week, holy shit, it's kinda played for hijinks and I take it that way. But Huck Finn is a more grown-up book, so when he shows up pulling the…

Well, I'm more book nerd than hipster myself, so we should still do fine.

She killed my puppies too. I'd still make out with her, but looking through these comments it's clear that she's killed more than her fair share of puppies.

Hey! I work in a shared office space! Not because I lost my job, but I bet that's why at least one of these eclectic characters I work with does it! MY LIFE ON TV!!!!!!

I was gonna go with "black," but that works too.