Here's another thing I don't get about Christianity: that shit is definitely not for real, like, it's pretty obvious.

; Billy Madison
While you sat alone and wept; Miss Havisham

My coworker's dogs are named Lenny and Carl, so this is going to be a problem for him.

I roll on and on and on; CAR
I take your idea and do it even better; GWAR
I'll shit all over you and your poem; giardia
But if you step to me, I'll whine and go home; Tea Partier

Happy to help, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus . Oh so happy to help.

IMDb tells me that there is a movie entitled
Squirt: The Second Cumming of Sarah-Jane, but it includes no plot information so I can't verify whether there is sword fighting and if so whether it's like sword fighting or just sword fighting.

I suspect you of being less than serious about that adult film.

Also, IDRIS ELBA OR GTFO

Fuck yeah, are we not entertained?

Word, this was just okay.

Meh

Are you people inventing Mr. Rogers porn over here? Is that what's happening?

IDRIS ELBA OR GTFO

Holy God, you read Pynchon on your phone? Ha. …oh, that's only 500 pages. Short, for him. But still.

Man, I hate when that happens. I always check so carefully, and then I get there and it's friggin' chaos.

YO @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus ! I finished The Sea, The Sea and it's on of my favorite books of the year! How you doin? I know, I know, I read fast, sorry.

Oh man, we almost went to a Ren Faire too! There was one in upper Manhattan on Sunday, but it just seemed like a big hassle. Super cool that you a) have a niece and nephew to take to things like that, and b) actually do things like that!

That didn't take long. Margin Call is great, huh? I dig it.

Mine too, Scrawler…mine too.

Guys