@avclub-80a3f634893bdf5d63c679e5f99182b2:disqus and @avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus We're a little spot on with those two, aren't we? What makes @avclub-ea091ca6d4f474a765f3777597b384f8:disqus 's suggestion so good is that crashing groove. I'd like to suggest we think a little less about "Songs that…

Y'know, people always say Weeknd are great to fuck to, but it doesn't really work for me.

I just listened to "Death is the Road" and, while it's a bit "Check me out, I'm INTENSE!!!", I think it could work; I've put together a Pandora station with that, Howard Shore and Mychael Danna. So this is, seriously, a Pandora station created by you which I will actually fuck my girlfriend to. Pressure is on,…

BTW, I forgot to mention it before but thanks - I've been really struggling to find just the right song for spiritually significant fisting. I'll try that one.

We are the world…we are the children.

I can't figure out if you're kidding or not. This seems like it could actually work.

On the nose playlist for sex during which you will be unable to stop sniggering, Go!

I don't even know how to have unironic sex.

God, I love this song.

Holy shit, how hot does a woman have to be to make up for "the only music I'm into is Evanescence"?

Now I want to try the first and last of these.

*snort* at your first two suggestions. Good ones.

And @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus - This actually happened just this past week, so weird coincidence there - it happened to come on Pandora - and actually, it worked out fine. We discussed it afterwards (we often discuss which tracks came on Pandora worked and which didn't immediately afterwards) and…

So creepy when he just sits in the corner masturbating. And he's only like half-hard, so you're like…wtf God.

Holy shit dude, how often do you call IKEA?

I've been really into Fuck Buttons recently - ever since, actually, a review of it on this here site alerted me to their existence.

Agreed. I've tried it and it was hilarious but completely unworkable.

And finally - hey check it out, I'm talking to myself! - man, Nine Inch Nails. Reznor's instrumental stuff is terrific to bang to, but almost always when he opens his mouth it totally ruins it. His voice is crazy unsexy.

Also, Mr. Semley, I hadn't heard of Pigface before but this song's pretty cool, sure, thanks. I added it to…the Pandora station that's just industrialish sex music. (Okay, it's mostly Fuck Buttons.)

One time I weaseled out of a date that was fating poorly by putting on Apache Indian’s “Boom Shack-A-Lak” on a bar jukebox, then sitting down and muttering, “Great song, eh?”