Not only that, but Charlize Theron and Samuel L. Jackson (whose voice was altered to sound more robotic) have about three lines in the whole damn movie. I didn't even know it was them until the credits.

Yes, he has machine guns in his butt. He shoots a robot's eye out with his lethal anal discharge.

Astro Boi
Thanks, AVClub, for having the contest last week that allowed me to view this film for free… because I was glad I didn't pay for it.

Ugh
More teen crap from Diablo Cody. Why can't she just get back to what she's best at: stripping? MoveOn.org, Diablo.

True story: I ran into Alex Ross after a showing of Grindhouse at the local movie theater. He couldn't have been more unassuming or nice. Here I was acting all stupid, giggly and fanboyish (despite trying not to), and he just smiled, shook my hand and thanked me for talking to him. The entire time we talked he had…

Oh, c'mon now, repo man. Grandma the Clown had her moments… all two of them.

Gulager also fucked Cybil Shepard in Last Picture Show, but he'll always be the apathetic Bob Hatten of San Francisco International to me.

I was shocked — SHOCKED — that Marty didn't make the list.

Fighting Big Boss and his gang of crooks in Empire City?

Or Day of the Tentacle. Or Full Throttle. Or everything else that was based on the SCUMM Engine.

As much as I'd like to see the other films get lampooned, Cutthroat Island is undeniably one of the biggest flops in Hollywood history. Just for the sake of thoroughness, you have to dip into that failure well.