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ESPN 2 ran replays. It used to have better shit on than the Never-Ending World Series of Poker.

The Quaid jokes aren't lazy? Hell I've made one and I yawned halfway through it my damn self it was so tired… and yet I was not chastised for it.

Ridiculously interesting. And sexy. And there's like, a shooting in the building or in the office itself at least semi-annually…

Well, in Del Toro's defense, he did say a "big comic book." Blade and Hellboy were both little known to mainstream audiences and far from "safe bets" in either category. Likewise the remake of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark… I mean how many people in the mainstream world even remember that it's a TV movie, much less have

Yeah. The Batman TAS write-ups—if discarded—will be missed. There are so, so many quality episodes that hadn't even been approached yet.

Well, in the first Batman TAS review I think he mentioned in the comments that Lee was brought up in the audio commentary on the DVD, so it's not like he came up with it out of the blue.

Never seen a pic of her before…
She looks like an androgynous wood-sprite and he looks like… well, sadly enough he just continues to look like Randy Quaid.

From the Chris Brown single Deuces: "Like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit me"

This week in "Oh Hell Yes Terriers is the Best Ever!" news…
…a lady friend called me during the last fifteen minutes of this ep. She asked what I was doing. I told her, "Watching Terriers. I have to call you back when it's over." I've never put off conversation with anyone for a TV show. It's a stupid little thing,

"I've got a million dollars in my bank account…
and you're washing dishes, and you come in here and heckle me?"

People who like to get responses like "What kind of person gets off on writing shit like this?" So, yeah…

The whole "Police Blimp" thing…
…struck me as vaguely unsettling as a kid. Just the idea that crime is so rampant in Gotham that eventually they had to say, "Screw it, put a blimp in the sky with some giant searchlights and have it scour the city at night. Maybe we'll thwart ONE murder that way. Hopefully."

Swear I immediately associated "murder of crows" with "serious of blackouts" as well. It makes it sound so fantastically dire. "There has been a serious of blackouts across the United States. No word from officials if this precursor to some sort of terrorist strike… or something worse…"

Martyrs is like a splatterpunk story that didn't have quite enough faith in the story, and too much faith in the gore. It's actually a pretty damn intriguing premise and I give it points for that at least, but the gore just becomes tedious after a while.

And not just a sports page either. Nor a magazine. But a book nigga. A fuckin' book…

Wasn't this a graphic novel?
Has anyone read it? And are we still using the term "graphic novel"?

Yeah, this was actually fairly interesting and informative and I hardly watch South Park and haven't even seen this video, so I'm going in completely blind and still read this whole article. Good work Sean. I shan't dream of poisoning you in your sleep tonight…

"You know what? Actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster."
Maybe it's just my sense of humor, but I sort of hate it when jokes end like this. It's so damn obvious where you're going with that, do you really need the anti-climactic punchline? Granted, I'm some schmuck wannabe writer and Tina's a Golden

Song association…
I'll always associate this song with the incredible / so much better than the actual movie it's almost disheartening/ first trailer for the movie The Signal. It was a cover that didn't get cleared and thus didn't make it to the movie or the "official" trailers. Something about this song set to the

What offends me most is how old that sort of joke is already. That was February of '09. We're about to set foot on the front porch of 2011. Shit is pushing up on 2 years old. Rihanna's already progressed to attempting to cash in on it with the "Love the Way You Lie" track. But hell, the fact that the comic is still