Jesus.

Shut up, dummy.

Shut up, dummy.

Fuck you Fuck-ton.

Fuck you Fuck-ton.

It was just one example, there are plenty of Cruise being nuts.

They'll probably just make a vaginary of it.

They'll probably just make a vaginary of it.

I was going to say Lorenzo Music, but then I remembered he died, so now I'm sad.

I was going to say Lorenzo Music, but then I remembered he died, so now I'm sad.

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this Depp of York.

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this Depp of York.

Oh, good. Now I'll have to not watch it twice as hard.

Oh, good. Now I'll have to not watch it twice as hard.

Cruise is always a bit too much for me - way too intense. Prime example: when he first sees Todd Fields in Eyes Wide Shut, he shakes his hand and smiles with such force it's like he's trying to kill him with friendliness.
A lot of try, in other words.

I believe he actually loves gnocchi.

I believe he actually loves gnocchi.

The bit at the end is ridiculous.
"Oh hey, here's a guy with a bunch of cops after him; let's hide him, despite the fact that he could be a spree killer and has creepy Pat Bateman eyes."

The bit at the end is ridiculous.
"Oh hey, here's a guy with a bunch of cops after him; let's hide him, despite the fact that he could be a spree killer and has creepy Pat Bateman eyes."

Who cares?!