You guys need to turn in your geek cards for not including Monty Python's "Medical Love Song"

Once was enough for me. Great movie, but I really cant stomach rape scenes. In any movie.

Zombies
The new Vampires?

Hot Rod Lincoln
Commander Cody.

"…when was the last time you were at a movie where people waved glowsticks?"
The night I got arrested for discharging a firearm in a movie theater. Damn kids and their fucking glowsticks!

There is nothing sexy about Kesha
Google "Kesha Bikini Photos"

Happy Time Harry
Was the best character on ATHF. If Shake hadn't of thrown him off a cliff, he could a been a great recurring character.

Lots of good songs left off this list
Boot Hill (SRV version is best, Johnny Winters 2nd) comes to mind. Probably no video for it so it didnt make this list.

Amy FIsher is doing webcam porn now.

J. Love Hewitt
I'd hit that!

Who has to pay for these demands?
Is she really that big of a draw that the promoter couldn't tell her sycophants to fuck off and shove the that rider up there collective asses?

Assited Living Dracula
From ATHF.

Stephen Fry
Really does look like Oscar Wilde.

A victory for us all.
"A Page From My Notebook" was the worst drivel ever put out by the CBS Radio Network. Based on that alone i cant see how someone ever thought she would be a good network news anchor.

Who jerks off to music videos? What a waste of time.

Long Awaited…
by who?

Soundtrack
Will Steely Dan be involved?

North Korea?
Really? How believable can that be? They barely have the resources to attack a bowl of ramen and were expected to take them seriously as an invading force?

Disapointed
I gotta get my acronyms straight. I thought this article was gonna be about Mystery Science Theater.

Get Ready
by Rare Earth - The long version.