Now I'm just waiting for the guy with the "nipples of the future" username to show up.

Perhaps a bit of skiing
will help us get over the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien.

All right, talkingstove. Share.

I prefer Rektal Mucus.

I just heard a rumor that the title is going to be "Confession", so I wouldn't be so sure…

That seventh day is easily the worst part of the week. That's sheer cruelty, Lone.

You know…
you're right, Jason. This is pretty good.

And today one of the AVC staff revealed that only a few years ago he bought "Kilroy" at full price. Paid money for it. Thanks auto-recycler-o-matic!

The Hater: The Spinoff of the Movie About the Lawyer Rob Corddry Played in What Happens in Vegas.

DAMN KID CHRONO TRIGGER STILL OWNS EVERY RPGS ASS. SAME FOR THE ORIGINAL DEUS EX AND FPS RPGS.

Honeydew for breakfast, Watermelon for lunch, Cantelope for dessert. Keep 'em separate and you'll do fine.

"Dead men don't wear plaid". Huh. I STILL don't know what it means.

When I saw Claude in Casablanca, it was the beginning of a wonderful half of a friendship.

Zombie Jesus>

There's nothing wrong with Reagan-era synthesizers,
but that won't help Weezy.

I absolutely agree, Noel. The hugging machine is pretty crucial in terms of the story, especially as a lead to Grandin's work on dips and slaughterhouses. But the Autism advocate and author aspects of her life shouldn't have been scrunched into the last act in such a way. They probably could have kept the timing of…

Ben Balistreri's character design for Foster's was really good. His graphic novel is better.

Lobsters 1 will open one of his six mouths, and sing the song that ends the world.

Stevie Wonder, for the goofy casualness yet sexy sex sex element.

Somewhere, deep in GLut.'s sad, withered, pathetic little heart there is the same thought. What else do these firster's have?