I think Conan should partner with David Cross and Bob Oedenkirk, and have a comedy three-way the whole world can enjoy! And by the whole world, I mean everyone who would rather Conan just move to HBO and revive Mr. Show. He's an excellent comedy writer, and I think his sensibilities overlap with and are distinct from…

Oh, come on.

Good question. The best part of, say, the Oscars last year was looking up the nominated shorts on YouTube. If possible, Noel, do you think you could add links to the shorts?

Well, Prince Lives Here, We Got 10,000 Lakes
but wait!

Well, Prince Lives Here, We Got 10,000 Lakes
but wait!

Oh yeah— once Lana shot the briefcase I knew he'd be back with a hook for a hand!

At least the cinematography was better tonight.
It had that over last week. That and a little impetus and inventiveness, and a whole lotta John Noble and Lance Reddick. I wish they had pushed things along a bit more, but hey… it was an improvement. Also, Noble seemed to be playing a more lucid Walter, the latest…

Just watch the opening montage from Zombieland. There's a Zombie Stripper (tm) in there, pasties included.

"Yeah, what's "feminine protection", anyway? A chartruse flamethrower?"

@ Morphine Diet: Hey everyone, look at the troll! Wait for someone linking hipsters and zombies together, and let the usual bullshit begin!

Does "The Spiderwick Chronicles" count as live action? Because it wasn't bad.

It has to be said: Kirk Cameron Left me Behind.

Sing! Sing, you round-eyed fuck!

"They can stab you with their Steely Knife"
"NOOOOOOOO." "Fucking mother fuckers."

Harvard Professor, you are clearly in the Humanities, because you are literate. Unfortunately, because everyone in the Humanities hates math, the fund for your Chair was mismanaged. Because the fund was mismanaged, there is no funding, and you might as well kill yourself off by never commenting here, again.

You forgot to mention something:
Where does the Twildo feature into all of this? Is it just there, lurking in the background like some Icy, Controllable, Accessible, Frozen Toy? If you but one of these articles of clothing, will you also pretend that you would be the one Edward had sex with instead of the cow-like,…

I would love for nobody to comment any more on the firstie up there, because That's Fucking Appalling should be the cocksucker's
only comment. Fuck that noise.

There may be such a thing as Ocean Madness, but that's no excuse for Ocean Rudeness!

And did I detect some political angst in the "Baby Boomers ruining any chance of change" comment? I also missed any chance of enjoying much of anything last night because of motherfucking Scott "I rape rape victims over again" Brown. Fuck that guy, fuck my neighbors, and fuck that guy on Farm Lane with the "Thanks for…

Now all he needs to do is re-re-reunite Van Halen so they can grind brown M&Ms into every square inch of carpet to which they have access. NBC will have to rip the whole carpet out! Har Har!