If you were trying for a "first white rapper", I pity you. Vanilla was hardly the first. And so, if that was your attention, you have twice the fail and twice the canceraids.

Nope
The MPAA helps nothing.

And getting used by tons of necrophiles.

I see you also were keeping tracks on that guy in Japan.

One more for the echo chamber:
Future of the Left!!!!

Do yourself and the comments section a favor: if one thread is too full of lists, that means that there are already too many lists.

Huh. Musical theater. How about that.

I'm disappointed that Travels With Myself and Another weren't on more lists. It fucking burns through every track, and explodes on a couple. I can't think of an album that came out this year that kicks more ass, or makes me want to kick more ass. Damn.

The aughts were really good for hip-hop in general, and it's too bad that, with the permanent exception of Nabin, most of the music staff just don't seem to give a shit.

Then you get slightly older, and it's Saturday afternoons are spent waking up hungover, drinking scotch, passing out watching skinimax even though the wife's home, waking up and drinking more scotch, and repeat.

Less talk, more anal, or no coke.

@fictional: Just rub yourself down in the effluvia from a slaughterhouse, and hang out in some desert mountains for a while. The internet has really ruined people's dating creativity. Now you can go on craigslist and find two gimps and a dom when you used to actually have to go and find these people. Goddammit, girdle…

Bruce Wayne = Loaded
Jesus = Broke as shit.

The batusi: an illustrated diagram of the steps. Left foot forward, right en pointe…

Have fun disposing of the remains, when they arrive.

I hope that Johnny Cash isn't embodied in that desert as a coyote. I'd hate to have to go down that road to find him as a spirit guide.

Don't knock the modded Atari with wifi. I'd challenge anyone to make something that cool and simultaneously useless.

Caruso should switch to dead baby gags in an effort to remain topical.

Who wants to go and see Coupon: The Movie on Saturday? I'm free.

The Batusi
Does anyone know the steps?