This is just a theory, but I believe the reason he gets so much sympathy is because he seems like a very likable guy.

I think Christina Hendricks is a very beautiful woman, but my ex-girlfriend is just head over heels for her, & won't stop telling endless & dull anecdotes about her. It gets tiresome agreeing that she is pretty 20 times in an afternoon every time we hang out.

Whenever I get self conscious about my liberal use of commas, I read Kurt Vonnegut.

The drunken man is sitting on the couch, wondering what's up w/ the foreign guy that rents the garage.

Whether it's true or not
They should go to prison.

I really liked Dead Silence. That means you're wrong.

Visioneers is great. Watched it w/ a friend, about an hour in she looks at me & says "This is really fucking silly." Apt review.

He's above calling the bottom feeding, tl;dr crowd names. That'd be childish. Plus, Caballero started it.

Good. Ya horse's ass.

You have no interest in explaining the "inherent flaw" in thinking that becoming Jaleel White is more likely than becoming Jim Carrey, only to end your paragraphs long rant by insulting Donald Caballero's post in 2-3 snarky final sentences. Horse's ass.

My favorite woods porn discovery was a magazine called "Pregnant and Milking" from when I was around 12. Yes, lactation/pregger porn. Not exactly titillating, but that was the first time I realized there was a porno for every niche. Then I got the internet & saw a fat old man fuck a chicken.

bullshit.
This kid is lying about not getting his ass kicked at school.

I've seen the movie twice, I & laughed my ass off. The content is impossible to take seriously, much less be so offensive it can't be carried by Netflix. Is it the word "Humpers"? Anyone who'd be offended by such a word must be new to this whole internet thing.

damn Californians…
spending all their time, just private poolin' about. Who do they think they are!?

If you search around, there's a fan edit w/ all the trailers etc. Nice to see a real release though.

I like the skits on The Chronic, but that's probably nostalgia talking.

Yeah, I ended just taking the quests and clicking past all the bullshit dialog.

I'm w/ Samuel. No plans to watch, but since BRIAN BLESSED is involved, I guess I have to.

Jeffrey Jones made a plea deal and got away w/ probation. The Lesson: Are you in the moving picture? Take all the pics of child cock you want!

Give me "I Am T-Pain" for Android.
C'mon.