How about a reprise with Pete fending off zombie Lane with his 'only good for shooting sparrows' .22?

I totally get what you are trying to say, even though it is dripping with latent misogyny.

Pete still resents Don, given his annoyed 'what is it this time?' remark in the episode before last when Don asks Pete if he knows someone at Dept. of Defense who could help Arnold and Sylvia's son.  But in terms of acting on the information he has about Don, it's all water under the bridge.

If Pete did call out Bob for his false work history, he would again be met by Cooper's 'how cares?' attitude, and jeopardise his position on the Chevy account, given the Partners' wish for 'continuity' on the account and for Bob's position to be retained.  Pete's play was a classic 'keep your friends close, and your…

Do not underestimate Bob Benson, I am sure he will find a way to hit back if Pete Campbell continues to 'screw with his future'.

I don't think Megan has forgotten the filthy innuendo Harry spoke about her with Stan regarding her Zou Bisou Bisou performance at the beginning of season 5.

So, 'Radar Love' and what's the other one?

A good neighbour like Jeffrey Beaumont? Frank Booth would take exception to that.

fat yahoos in cheap suits: unsafe at any speed.

"Crocodile tears, how quaint".

"No, No, este Pete Campbell es un hijo de puta! No me importa lo bonito que es. Él es un bastardo maleducado y él jodiendo mi futuro!" - Bob Benson.

Because 'It's Toasted'.

Miss Blankenship also died also died in Season 4, and Stan's cousin died in Vietnam this Season (the sailor from the 'Zou Bisou Bisou' party from the Season 5 opener) so there is fixed quota on death.

NEXT WEEK ON MAD MEN: Megan brings home a copy of the last album from The Beatles (White Album), and once the needle touches vinyl, her fate is sealed.

Gabba Gabba Hey!

I thought Betty's comment about the Model UN being like the rest of country, 'Just an excuse to make out' best summed up this episode, where in most scenarios, the characters were contemplating or pulling moves to 'make out' with another.  You have Pete picking up on the obvious mutual affection between Peggy and Ted…

Would he be played by James Van Der Beek with a faux-Texan accent?

Yeah, Ted's like the character of Whitney Ellsworth from Deadwood, intially thought initially to be just another 'hooplehead' but in the end, a stand-up man.      He's doomed.

I'm sure Joan's reply was not 'he's not interested in me', but something like 'he's too young'.  I do think their relationship is a platonic one though, as Joan would be wiser than date someone from the office, given her past experience.

Very well, carry on.