Hey Prez, I think you are confusing 'Squid' with 'Juno', which is twee as hell….

Wrong, as in your mother was WRONG not to have that retroactive abortion.  Don't worry though, hereditary CancerAIDS should fix things!

Speaking of a fresh round of TV Club episodes, when are you guys going to resume reviews of classic Sopranos?

"The Foo Fighters Sell Out". Is used to all about the music, man!

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers called.  They want their gag back.

Dave Grohl and band are finally giving their macho, white trash fanbase what they (secretly, it would be totally homo to admit it) want.

What's 'unreasonable'?

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speaking of batshit crazy:

I would get her sooooo pregnant.

Pete Doherty?  It is an injustice That TALENTLESS COCKSUCKER still breathes.

Woody Allen is not attractive in anything, and his on-screen ability to pull women like Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow defies logic.

Go out and get laid already!

Michael Cera in pretty much anything he has done.

May your house become an incinerator with you and your family in it.

She's no Christina Hendricks, that much is true.

Word.

You could try the docu-drama 'The Savage Innocents', where Anthony Quinn plays an eskimo. In terms of subverting the studio system, 'Johnny Guitar' is an interesting example of that.

Not the first
to say Morrissey is a whiney bitch!

Highway to Hell Goon*