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AT-TICA!!! AT-TICA!!!

SIMPSONS DID IT!!!!

I would have thought Groundskeeper Willie and The Cat Lady for an obvious hook-up.

Play Misty For Me.

Jose Gonzales = the bland soundtrack for franchise coffee outlets

May you run out of Heartbeats.

Burn After Corporate Raiding

In the comments section of a Boardwalk Empire article
The commenter who wrote that Steve Buscemi looked like the bastard love child of John Waters and Peter Lorre really hit the nail on the head.

…and a volley ball.

You suck. You know why? Because you are an unregistered bitch with no authority to hand out demerit points and you have zero credibility around these parts, that's why!

I'm from New Zealand
and I'm sure our philistine Prime Minister will welcome this, as he talks about Liz Hurley in the same manner a horny schoolboy would.

Even if it is something of a one-sided affair.

This band is like Oasis
An outfit that recycles 1960s rock, that while not terrible, does beg the question: Why bother when you can listen to the original bands, who did better the FIRST time around?

also:

If Nicolas Cage had literally just returned from Hell…
…wouldn't he try not to look like the lead singer of Nickelback?

No love for Godard?!?!

My GF (affectionately) told me I look like one of the monsters from 'Where The Wild Things Are'.

Nice one, Arsenio!