I got a monster she can hunt for.

Might as well take up drinking and fornicating…

Who are you? Napoleon Dynamite?

Next thing you'll know, Jeremy Howard will kill someone with a Bo Staff.

There are just not enough good roles out there for fencers.

That's what Army Rangers are for.

At least not to a judge. All the priest said I had to do was 10 Hail Marys.

I've been saying for a long time that this country needs tougher sword laws.

Did he get released by the Brooklyn Nets?

Time to break out the drinks and celebrate!

Can I buy you a drink first?

Repealed and Replaced!!!

That horny milf will go away if just send her a text and ask to fuck.

I'll fuck all the pandas if it means we can keep this repealed and replaced comments section.

That's a Legendsdary comment.

Cool Van Halenesque logo.

You misspelled OF CROP!

Well first of all, she wouldn't have been called Belle, but instead probably something like That Broad.

Probably not, but that doesn't mean the bottles don't have value to collectors. Like anything, rarity and demand play a part.

Sorry I blew the curve.