He was on everything.

@Arsenio

It's not just classic players.

Don't listen to the haters. Get rid of the grades!

New Vegas was NOT better in delivering open-worldliness. New Vegas deliberately forces you south by placing Giant Radscorpions and Deathclaws in every other direction.

My girlfriend: Is that John Redcorn?

The best BS reports invariably involve Klosterman.

@Pairesta

The Dialogue
It is cringe-worthy.

I'm probably opening a big-ass can of worms with this, but what would be the difference between a video game review and critique, and could that explain the difference in scores? Does this bring us back to unfortunate Ebert territory? Can you critique something that isn't art? Are these critiques or reviews? Is…

Yeah, that Jerry Seinfeld, what a hack………..

Now that you mention it, I did feel like I was playing through an addendum of a larger story.

What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?
How about one that spits Tobacco?

People have problems with Civ 5?!?!? Really?!?!?!

@Dired

I wouldn't say I hate it. It's well made and doesn't deserve that kind of vitriol.

*I think he'd get along really well with the rednecks.

Places I would genuinely like to see Karl visit.
Iceland
Kilimanjaro
Easter Island
The Galapagos
Detroit(proper, not the 'burbs)
Some really, really, really redneck place in 'The middle-of-nowhere-West Virginia'

The Roller
The Verses sound just like 'Instant Karma.'

FYI, the bird was foreshadowing.