Maybe the falling is to justify the painkillers written into his contract ala Belushi and …

Re Das Boot

Write a book? Why Not!
I've got a vague idea of Mr. Zimmerman and his work, clearly he is authorizing me to write about him! Bob Dylan, Vampirehunter. Much better than Lincoln time period. Better music and drugs.

^Kudos! Madman tries to recreate Tarzan… very meta!
Comedy with the circus dwarves disguised as apes etc. etc. And all the sex and violence… Perfect.

Replacing Carell
Colbert?

Agreed Claire.

Contempt for this too, eh?

I'm backing McNutt!

Hudson! You're blaming Hudson! Yah blame the working guy. Who are you, Glenn Beck?

I believe it was "E-german-cy!" Much funnier coming from a Russian.

If only he could figure a way to make a buck off it…

Bismark, North Dakota?
Set it in Canada and He would be the Sherrif of Swastika, Saskatchewan

The sequel Tropic Zoofocker had sunnier climes and beastiality

A Tale of Sound and Fury
signifying nothing…

Scrawler: and that's why he's not on the list.

oldie but goodie
Law enforcement showdown. A rabbit is released in a forest and 3 agencies compete to see who can find it. Homeland Security concludes they need another $2.6 billion to do the job. The FBI conclude there is no such thing as rabbits. The LAPD bring a out badly beaten bear that's screaming "I'm a…

Mr. O'Neal - You're Busted
Keys and baby is an old Ray Romano joke.

Not "practically biblical", it's exactly biblical. God gave us dominion over… etc.

Check out George Bowerings "Stone Country". Canadian History. Fun, fast and cheeky! His take on Mulroney… as a child, Mulroney sat on the laps of rich Americans, singing Irish lullabies for nickels… pretty much sums up his time in office!

Wait, what now?
B&T missed the boat. Kings of Leon on Glee will bring peace.