Stamos can not be created or destroyed. The total amount of Stamos in the universe remains constant.

That's like wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see. Don't be that guy!

LAZINESS IS COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY.

BUT IT CAME IN A BOX THAT LOOKED LIKE A COW!

Boom: Microsoft Cinemania, had over 19,000 reviews from Maltin's Movie and Video Guide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I remember in the mid-1990s as a young teen I had some kind of CD-ROM that operated like an off-line IMDb, with cast and crew information, plot summaries, and critical reviews for, like, every movie. I remember reading that thing for hours. I think it may have been published by Microsoft, and might have come free with…

I'm going to be contrarian and expect you to talk.

Oh, we'll hang on to those.

::Produces revolver, points at Ed Hocken::
I said "hop in."

We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!

You're the mark! ….of integrity. http://gizmodo.com/5134152/…

This makes me think of that episode of Growing Pains when Mike Seaver did a bunch of heroin.

"Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds from Sierra Leone"

I'm down on my luck, and only have a valet.

Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shiva at the friar's club at 7:00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue.

I steer clear of playing videos at work.

TAKE TO THE SEA!!!

What percentage Alf-in-pog-form?

"Who is this Tseng you speak of? My name is Guy Incognito."

MINERALS.