Can I pee in the drinking fountain?

ZEYESORE ZPLAN!

The time I was reduced to selling plasma they were showing Final Destination 2, which was a pity. You really need something more watchable to keep your mind from wandering into thinking "I hope they don't accidentally give me HIV when they pump my red blood cells back into me."

Yes, of course you are.

*vomits on Hans Moleman*

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The Worst Day of Your Life

the filmmakers, who find themselves so drawn in by their subject that they become unwitting participants in his crimes.

Its sort of like the rule about re-captioning New Yorker cartoons. The best possible reply to any given AV Club comment is "Stop it! You're ignorant!"

Presumably a time-travelling white teenager first exposed Ross Shakur to rap music, who in turn dialed his cousin Tupac so he could hear the new sound he had been looking for.

Presumably a time-travelling white teenager first exposed Ross Shakur to rap music, who in turn dialed his cousin Tupac so he could hear the new sound he had been looking for.

I tried watching Judge Reinhold but I found him mopey and annoying, but at least I got to see Phoebe Cates take her top off and also Eddie Murphy was awesome back then.

I tried watching Judge Reinhold but I found him mopey and annoying, but at least I got to see Phoebe Cates take her top off and also Eddie Murphy was awesome back then.