Which country's President/Prime Minister is targeted for assassination this time?
I'm hoping for Freedonia. With Jon Stewart in Groucho's Rufus T. Firefly role.

A.V. Club Sonnet:

Sorry, I switched to a Limerick as it was more befitting an ass-clown like O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly Haiku
Bill O'Reilly guest starred on The View
and his bitter invective did spew
"The Muslims are evil"
"A dangerous people"
"Please ignore what Christians like me do."

Spoiler Alert
The Aliens were really dead the entire time.

Guero
Surprised nothing from this album made it on here. I remember listening to "Girl" quite a lot that summer and "E-Pro" still has a home in my workout mix.

I hear Dethklok is all for it, though
I mean, they'll eventually have to do a death metal episode right? I for one would watch that episode.

Jay Sherman pre-release review
"It stinks!"

A-Team
In elementary school my buddies and I formed an A-Team club. We each adopted characters, dressed up like them (we lent Terrell all of our chains so he could have a Mr. T starter set), and sat at our own table at lunch. It was awesome. I was Face, but only because I had kissed two girls at school, making me a…

Un Chien Andalou was spoiled for me…
Knowing about the eye-slicing scene really threw me off. I wasn't able to follow the plot at all after that, it just all seemed so disjointed and meaningless.

Jon Stewart is this generation's Johnny Carson…
When I heard of Giraldo's death, I immediately wondered how the Daily Show would comment on it. I think The Daily Show is gaining a similar legitimacy to it that the Carson Tonight Show once had. i.e. When something is said on The Daily Show it is commented on in the…

Princess Kitty also DJs like a mad cunt
Or so I've heard…

Wait until the see the new Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn show..
It's going to make Liberace look like a buttoned-down wallflower. "Destiny is a fickle bitch, bitch!"

Beastie Boys get in or I burn down the entire city of Cleveland
I'm only half-joking…I may just set the river on fire. Again.

It started chasing the cat…
I was there with my niece and nephew interacting with the Eyepet. As we were waggling our fingers to get it to pounce, the cat came over to see what was going on. As it ran past, the Eyepet (ours is named Gizmo) started chasing after it. It's got some pretty impressive tricks and kids love…

Princess Kitty sounds pissed…
I'm totally tuning in next time in the hope of some feline retribution.

Disappointed
I was waiting for him to get to my sign, Sagittarius, and when he did I was inexplicably peeved that he sang "I'm a Sag", making it rhyme with "vag." Asshole…

Repeating
Is it just me or does he repeat himself a lot in his answers? By that, I mean he seems to say the same things as what he says in the first sentence in following sentences, giving the impression that he's repeating the same thing over to hammer home the point that the thing he first said is important enough…

Let's agree on Bearded Tam O' Shanter Guy with Rasputin-Like Crazy Eyes for clarity's sake:

Glad Kevin won
If only because the other two were both insufferable pricks these last few episodes. Oh, and Angelo's illness? Let's just say that if he won, he would really have needed to give 3/4ths of the prize money to Hung.
All that being said, I would really like to try that Singapore Sling dessert!