Movieline had a pretty good take down of Knowles' review:
http://www.movieline.com/20…

Galadriel was pretty freaking old if I remember correctly…

Harry Knowles-The Unleashed Id
Holy shit, O'Neal's link to Knowles' Twilight review makes me want to skip lunch, witness the following:

"Wilfred?!"
Couldn't they have named him Bud, like the dog in those wonderful family films: Air Bud, Air Bud: Golden Receiver, Air Bud: World Pup, Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch, and to a lesser extent: Air Bud: Spikes Back (beach volleyball? Come on! You've stretched my suspension of disbelief too far. What's next,…

He was responsible for "Flash Light"
In my opinion the greatest funk songs ever written, with the funkiest bass groove conceived on Earth. (It is unknown but generally acknowledged that Dr. Funkenstein's home planet probably has better grooves, hopefully Shider is there now, turning them out.)

-The first 10 minutes of UP
-"When She Loved Me" scene from TS2
-Anton Ego's childhood flashback at dinner in Ratatouille
-Eve suddenly remembering WALL-E protecting her when she was shut down

Betty White Nude Pics?
And thus the genre of GGILF porn was refreshed anew.

Ok, in defense of my grandma now, she had a painting of downtown Placerville by Kinkade on her wall that she bought because she was from there and it made her feel nostalgic. She didn't have the slightest clue who he was or anything else he did so I give her a full pass.

Needs to happen: John C Reilly as Ignatius in A Confederacy of Dunces Movie
Either him or Phillip Seymour Hoffman…
Plus, John C and Ignatius already have the same last name…kismet!

In Defense of Bob Ross
Someone on a lesser site was commenting on this and brought up parallels to Bob Ross, my favorite be-fro'd public TV artist. I was surprised how fast I took umbrage. Sure, Ross' artwork will never hang in the Louvre but I found the guy endearing as hell. Nowhere near the douchiness of Kinkade. I…

Underwater Tea Parties
…are the best kind of tea parties.

Might as well
Because Blockbuster was a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase…

Old Grey Whistle Test
On a isde noticed, noticed the Talking Heads' song clip was from the Old Grey Whistle Test. I just bought this set on Blu-Ray and it is fantabulous. Some of the greatest performances I've ever seen are on here. Look it up. In fact, this should be written up at the AV Club as it's own review, a la…

An Even Whiter Shade of Pale

Narrators
Hopefully the film will be narrated by O.C. and Stiggs. Preferably as a retrospective as they survey and contrast the lives they once had with their present Schwab-ian reality.

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
I wonder if they're going to re-do Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland? I hope not. During my trip there last year I took my Nephew on that ride and was comforted to see that it was still the same as when I was a young lad. I had totally forgotten how hot it was when you went through the "hell"…

Wouldn't "pre-reactionary" just be "actionary?"

My guess is that Roger Ebert is tired of being eulogized because of his current medical condition when he is still, very much in fact, alive and feisty as ever. Whenever someone dared challenge him on a point, the backlash against that person was disproportionally large and usually consisted of pitying statements on…

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Beastie Boys' "Country Mike"
I think it would be appropriate to mention the Beastie Boys' ill-fated diversion into country aka "Country Mike's Greatest Hits". Sure it was released only to the Boy's friends and family as a Xmas present, sure it's mostly parody, sure Mike D sounds stoned to the ba-jesus belt, but damned…