Welcome to the Boomtown. Murderously great song.

Use the sense that Chthulu gave you, silly person…they'd run three legs of a relay race and then pass the baton off to no one.

OR…for writer #1 there is a Third alternative, neither non-retentive or bitch-tended: that they're a lonely, sick old man sitting at a computer playing with themselves while they try to troll Contemplative Readers into thinking they're a real person.
I think it's Bob Dole. And I think Bob Dole knows it's Bob Dole. …

And MY psychologist wife thinks YOUR psychologist wife listens to the Bee Gees.

Disturbing? Death Cult? Sinister? Granted, the album isn't scratching your pet bunny on its tummy-wummy, but if it was any of THOSE things, all the acid I took while listening to that vinyl when it came out would have turned me into a Tea Partier. (speaking of which, you too have been hanged in the Ukraine in 2011…

This film reminded me a lot of 'How the West Was Won'. But then…I was eating rather a lot of Acid when I saw 'How the West Was Won', so that might explain it. Or the fact I have a hard time telling Debbie Reynolds and her psychic grandfather Ryan apart. After all, nobody really knows what century it is.

To catch the blood, my little Demon Barber…NWAAHahahah…

Nawwww…Ted Healy. He dumped the Stooges to go solo. Thought they were holding him back. And they were…from the utter failure he finally achieved. Zeppo was good, but smart enough to know his fortune lay elsewhere; he became one of the top agents in Hollywood and eventually made more dough than his brothers did.

Jimmy Fin was a GREAT straight man…just like Edgar Kennedy was. Steve Rossi was at least as good as a mannequin with a cassette player inside.

Talking Heads. I could write five musicals on what they recorded.

Hey, don't get me wrong…acting roles are all well and good, but I was really hoping they'd ask him about being included as one of the lovers of Pamela Des Barres, who also had Jimmy Page, Waylon Jennings, Doug Ingle and others. Only one mention of women he's certainly banged, really. Where are his priorities?

Few people know this, but Abraham Lincoln was the first bassist for Black Sabbath. They fired him because of the fact Ozzie thought he was the first bassist for Black Sabbath. That's an absolutely true story except for the made-up parts. And Buddy Bolden died in 1896. You're thinking of the tribute band, the…

Norm's the surest way for me to never watch the LL Show again…his schtick gets old real fast. But do you remember back before Craig got the job? They auditioned a crapload of people on-air to see who clicked…and he won the job. If CBS is smart, they'll do that again, not just hire the first honkie who knocks on the…

Ally Sheedy played the girl. And she made him an offer so hot that it seemed unrealistic John LaRue refused it.

Have seen Moonlighting recently. Did not hold up well at all. Also saw Remington Steele at the same time, and even it made more sense.

Got you all beat. I was one year behind Joyce DeWitt (Three's Company, dated Johnny Carson's lawyer) in high school. She was a cheerleader. I was a nobody. And don't tell me I'm still a nobody. I know that. But I'm a sensitive nobody.

As a senior citizen pothead, I represent that implication.

Pardon me, but you misspelled "horseshit" as "theories" in the headline. Please correct. Thank you.

EVERLEEEEEEES! What was it Paul Simon said (and others in the music biz seconded): 'Artie and I were just a couple of kids trying to sound like the Everlys'?
Those lads were f'n amazing. An inspiration to thousands of singers whether they made it big or small or just sang together. Harmonies resonant enough to live…

Great answer for MOTHER. Book 'em, Danno.