you'll get there one day, @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus .

huh?

this is like Example Fucking A of exactly the type of shit we don't want around here, especially when it comes with your fucking dopey "this isn't even a spoiler" disclaimers. see how long it takes you to get your comment flagged and your account deleted and THEN tell us it wasn't a spoiler. fuck outta here.

hahaha, "people hate Joffrey" is like the inverse of a spoiler.

AND every line he's given is polished 24 karat gold.

all good, boss. self-policing is in everyone's best interest.

FUCK you're weird, @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus .

listen to @dpc:disqus on this one, you're flirting with butthurt disaster.

it's not ONLY a rumor…

the similarities outweigh the differences, especially when the similarities involve some part of you being eaten by rats. but hey, you should definitely be haughty about it.

"Ser Loras? how good could he be? he's been stabbing Renly Baratheon for years and he's still alive."

@SpuriousGeorge:disqus , in the fine tradition of monstrous supernatural accelerated pregnancies, I would say no longer than two weeks. hell, she doesn't even appear pregnant during Stannis' confrontation with Renly, although we don't really get a good look at her.

I'm willing to forgive the cutaway on the battle scenes, but just for now. they're gonna have to blow up the budget and show us some full-scale clashes eventually.

if the comment didn't get instaflagged, I'd direct you to our friend's brutally specific contribution to the second thread, the one started by @AimingforYoko:disqus . trust me on this, it was "ruin your entire day" bad.

the Harrenhal animation is the best yet. in the interest of full disclosure, I said the same thing about Pyke two weeks ago. I sorta love these fucking credits, and it causes me to go overboard with some regularity.

just to clarify, I'm not saying that the Brotherhood isn't real, just that the torturers don't actually expect their victims to know anything about it.

stopping by to let you know I pity you for the idiotking level shitstorm that's about to wash over your fucking spoiling head. with that said, my popcorn is almost ready.

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

we have a winner.

you're REALLY bad at this.