"YES! WALTER FINALLY CALLED SKYLER A BITCH!"
-too many horrible internet people

That's a lot of effort put into something I'm not going to read because it's too damn long, peace

Why would Jeff degrade himself by sharing the stage with garbage punk?

"Everybody wants origin stories!" -nobody except Hollywood executives

Any song that is responsible for an article this horrible deserves all the hate.

The fact that we live in a world where not one but TWO popular book series are actual fanfiction with the names changed (50 Shades of Grey being the other) makes me want to be buried alive.

I could have sworn that the music video for this (shitty) song was just a thing where the words get written on the screen as they're sung- kind of like a music video version of a Ford F-150 commercial. At least I know that this song doesn't have that going for it anymore.

Funny you made a joke about the Force because they've already announced a Phineas & Ferb/Star Wars crossover movie. The magic of Disney acquisitions at work.

But does it have Slash playing a guitar solo in the credits like in their first TV movie?

By the way, if this episode of Aqua Show was commentary (social or otherwise), then it isn't the first time it's done so. Last season's best episode was a statement about how Fox shouldn't let Seth McFarlene revive The Flintstones.

I honestly don't know if I'd still watch Squidbillies if Unknown Hinson didn't do Early's voice. That guy makes the show.

The last season of Aqua Teen (Season 9) was actually the best one in years. Make of that what you will.

I just wanted to say that I would totally read Badger's Star Trek fanfic. OK peace

Squidbillies this season better be more than 6 episodes, like last season was.

I guarantee you that Planes merchandise will be just as commonplace as Cars merchandise in the next few years, and I will want to die every time I see a kid wearing either (which is at least five times a day).

No it did not.

My first thought was that BMO was totally tweaking, and I still do. It's not too far of a stretch to make the connection to masturbation though.

The eternal question- at the beginning of the episode, was BMO deleting his own files to get a rush a thinly veiled reference to drugs, or a thinly veiled reference to masturbation? On second thought, don't answer that question.

Archer's fever dream was definitely a highlight of Season 4, but I think the best moment was his first moment of unselfishness upon hearing Lana is pregnant. Even though I wasn't as much of a fan of this season as the previous two, there were definitely moments that really tested what we know about the main…

Regarding the racism retort… I'm just gonna leave this here.