Not true; each state has different degree requirements.

Ugh, so much for ever re-watching The Professional or The Fifth Element. And I never even got to see the original Taxi.

In 99 or '00 I saw Live perform at the WBCN (RIP) RiverRave. The singer came out in black leather pants, black leather duster, black leather hat, and wielding a black cane. So so sweaty, so so sad.

I always preferred Aspic to Jello anyways.

Hot Dog comes back? Oh man, I have fond memories of laughing to the point of tears with an old co-worker listening to "dip-di-da-dip-waaaaaaa" and Benny Schwaa getting frustrated.

His name is Giorgio. People call him Giorgio.

If you're really in to these shirts, you're probably around 30 years old, right? And if you're around 30 years old, why are you so in to these shirts? I watched all of these shows when I was a kid, but I wouldn't be caught dead in the shirts on account of their hideousness.

90 minutes of drinking other people's milkshakes.

You know that 'clutch the pearls' would be an action, not a statement, right? Like the idea of a high-society woman clutching her pearl neckalce in shock?

I saw Remy Zero open for Travis at a club back in 2000 or 2001. Remember 'Save Me?' You can bet the guys from Remy Zero do.

Lame criticism. We danced to 'House of Cards' at my wedding because it's a beautiful song.

Bing-a-bong-a-bing-a-bong-Burbank!

Guys, this new Robocop doesn't have a jetpack, so clearly it's the inferior model.

I feel like Senior Spielbergo should have been the one to make this observation.

Here, here! My fav book!

My favorite novel, nominated multiple times for best American work of fiction in the past 25 years, turned in to a Colin Farrell romance. Sigh.

I am SO bummed about Winter's Tale. It is my favorite book, and everyone I've ever recommended it to has loved it. Not really sure why they're decided to condense a slow, complicated ~700 pager that received multiple nominations for best American novel of the past 25 years in to a sappy romance flick.

Give us the diamond laser, or suffer the groovy consequences!

I Saw Date Movie in Malaysia, English audio with Bahasa subtitles. It was odd to laugh at the Jewish jokes while the Muslims laughed at the pratfalls.

Is your avatar from Hip Hop Family Tree? Looks familiar.