Naive question (and I'm aware that most of their programming is tenuously-at-best related to history): how was this show ever being considered for the History channel? Would they do little 'History of Burgers' cutaways? How long before they'd run out of things to discuss?

I needed 34 back-up copies in case I ever wore out the initial copy from overuse.

Back when I used to dumpster dive sort of regularly, I checked out a Blockbuster dumpster and fished out something like 35 copies of The Love Guru on DVD, which had come out like a month before. I used to prominently display all 35 on a shelf in my living room next to all of my books.

I'm a fan of punishing terrible comedians by giving them even more than they want. Like when Daniel Tosh pitched Brickleberry, countering with 'Oh, you want another show? Well how about all of the shows? You need to make 48, half-hour shows per day. Also fuck you.'

Even though he saw Rick and everyone else walking around the prison, he still went home and used his computer to confirm it. 99.6969% accuracy. Confirmed.

That scene was awesome. The way Kenny disgustedly tossed the (presumably somewhat expensive) cocaine on the floor just because Stevie's chin touched it was gold.

Plus that guy who was in a cell that Herschel told to stay put. You know, the guy who immediately disobeyed so he could stand there holding his handgun without firing long enough for a walker to bite into his extended arm like a cob of corn.

The Governor seems like he was dropped into this show straight from the Dexter season 8 scrapheap. During the Governor's reveal in this episode, I wish they'd had a Dexter VO saying, 'The Governor', using the exact tone and cadence of Dexter saying 'Hamilton's son'.

Is 'batshit' the new 'horseshit'?

I don't care about any of this. You've cemented that I will not read your blog.

Foley is definitely still funny. His WTF appearance was hilarious (and alternately sad, of course).

*childish wonderment* Delineate. . .

I am dubious as to the legality of this, but:

And how each previous week's TV inset shows him with more and more hair.

Since you're addressing him/her, be prepared for MBeaver to now stalk you. I logged in before and had like 7 notifications that s/he had responded to me (and also downvoted everything I wrote). Better to ignore (or flag if necessary).

Reviewer also says that Michael Jordan made 'a string of ill-advised comebacks'. Jordan made only two comebacks, one of which resulted in three Championships and two MVPs. But as @tedaolcom:disqus says, 'eh, facts…whatever.'

You are bad at this.

This. . .this is making me want to never read your blog.

I haven't watched Top Chef in a long time, but if it currently provokes the following comment from Sonia:

Judging by the appearance of it on the table, my guess was going to be horse.