He's only going to appear in these documentaries as long as they keep putting cameras in his face.

And Shepard Smith is gay now, too. (Well, he probably was always gay, but you know…)

I totally buy the theory that has been suggested that the word "deplorable" was chosen deliberately, knowing that these tools would immediately pick up whatever term Clinton used against them as a badge of honor. If they were going to claim it, might as well make it the clunkiest word you can think of.

The thing is, Hitler and Mussolini's brownshirts were all veterans of WWI. Trump's got a bunch of middle-aged construction company owners who ride motorcycles and wish they were Hell's Angels. I'm afraid that some loony wackos might do something stupid, but I'm not quivering at the thought of armed insurrection.

Seh-men.

Also of "what polls is he losing in? (all of them)" fame.

Starring on "Shark Tank:" Mark Burnett, executive producer.

A figment of Bill Kristol's imagination.

Also Kurt Eichenwald of Newsweek, who's been doing the heavy lifting on uncovering Trump's alleged business connections in Russia and Cuba.

The Republican Party's base are sheep; pen them within the right-wing echo chamber, feed them conspiracy theories and stories of America under attack, then drive them to the polls to vote for anyone with an R next to his name. Of course, the base doesn't realize they're sheep; they believe they are destined to become…

I almost feel sorry for Kellyanne. I mean, she is a bullshit artist of the highest degree, but she's not an incompetent ass-kisser, like seemingly everyone else connected to the Trump campaign. She didn't take this job because it was the only way she would come close to political respectability; she truly believed she…

Arnie broke out at just the right time when golf needed a telegenic superstar; Hogan and Snead (the big names before him) were both on the wrong side of 40, and WWII took away the formative years of the golfers who should have hit their primes when televised sports began to take off.

Which of the four do you think has suffered the most brain damage?

Tight midriffs you can bounce a quarter off of.

The demographics of Japan versus the U.S. don't have anything to do with the topic. The main difference is that Sasuke is broadcast in a single airing in Japan, and American Ninja Warrior airs weekly as a linchpin in NBC's summer schedule. The American producers could have made a tougher course than they did this…

She actually got a good launch off the trampoline this year; she just didn't have the wingspan to get a solid hold around the propellor.

That series low was still 17 out of 90 competitors. There was an edition of the Japanese series (Sasuke 19) where all but two people failed on Stage 1.

The problem that I see is not that the focus on the human-interest side of the program exists, but that all of the inspirational stories makes it impossible to incorporate comic relief from the contestants who don't make it past the first couple of obstacles. There are still a lot of "characters" among the ninja…

Even so, the bump up in difficulty this season doesn't compare to the how the original Japanese series reacted after a competitor achieved total victory. This course is mostly the same as last year's, with some obstacles changed by throwing in more random elements; the Japanese course would be redesigned in hopes that…

Forget savory flavors: brunch is all about pairing pancakes and liquor! Where are all of the boozy candy corns?