How else can the beautiful people expect to make it to the Hamptons? Surely, you don't expect them to be herded onto the Long Island Railroad like cattle!

I've only watched "The Night Shift" a couple of times, but imagining her character on that show as the same character she played on "Royal Pains" greatly improved the viewing experience.

I'm glad this article made a point of the revolving door of attractive lady patients of the week that made this show worth watching for me, for the first several seasons at least.

From my experience, a "chicken lollipop" refers specifically to a grilled or baked drumstick (not fried) where the skin and tendons have been trimmed from the non-meaty end of the leg, exposing the bone in a way that resembles the stick of a lollipop.

I wonder if Ali's family will be donating his brain for research. I'd be curious to find out how much of his ultimate condition was because of Parkinson's, and how much of it was because of head trauma.

Is this a safe place to say that, as someone whose most recent porno kick has been scenes featuring French women of Arab and North African descent (I'm not sure how polite the term for that genre is, so I'm not going to repeat it), I'd totally be down with a Huma Abedin porn parody?

VICTORY IS MINE!

(*sniff*) Pretty strong meat there from (*sniff*) Fred Armisen! (*sniff*)

My mind immediately went to that sketch as I was watching. If you've never seen it:

If there's one good thing to be said about "Major League 2," it's that it isn't "Major League 3: Back to the Minors." It seemed like every time there was an Encore/Starz preview weekend when I was a teenager, that movie would air on repeat. I've probably seen it more times than anyone involved in the production.

I know that movie isn't going to be good, but I like Adam Devine, Anna Kendrick, and Aubrey Plaza too much to not see it on a day when I have nothing better to do this summer.

There was a time where America's most-popular rock act's magnum opus was released with a title that was, essentially, an eighth-grader's way of saying "Asshole and Piss."

I remember that. It wasn't a good idea to let the band with the singer who oozes charisma perform before the band with the singer who is on the spectrum and has severe agoraphobia.

I thought it was referring to the goons from "Slap Shot."

How long until Cedar Point reaches its logical conclusion and builds the Euthanasia Coaster?

GAP, Old Navy, and Banana Republic are all owned by the same company, and the success of one brand always cannibalizes the profits of one of the others. The last time I checked, the GAP's sales had rebounded, but at the cost of Banana Republic's market share.

That's an integral progression, not an exponential one. Only eight walls.

I was there, too. Drew really threw his weight into the character, literally.

I demand a regular delivery of poutine as reparations.

No, not at all!