This was also a suburb of Atlanta, so consider yourself lucky and leave it at that.

The Andrea True Connection?

When I moved to Georgia in high school, I demanded to be enrolled in a different science class: my teacher spent the first day lecturing how the only reason the Union won the War of Northern Aggression was because the North was covered in glaciers 10,000 years ago.

The mountain men responsible for the South's whiskey and moonshine were ardent Union supporters during the war, so it's not racist to drink them.

The perpetrators of the North Hollywood Shootout met at a Gold's Gym. That's something.

First of all, McHale's got a foot on Seacrest in height.

A reposted Daily Mail comment is going to show up here, isn't it?

"Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts…"

What will TV Land do with 1995's Cable Ace winner for Most Promising Newcomer, old "Starsky & Hutch" reruns?

That's not how you tell the joke. It goes like this:

Everybody talks about breasts, but as someone who watched it as an 11-year-old with no access to Playboy magazines, this movie was my introduction to the landing strip.

(Stares blankly)

It's like cricket, where there's no fence: only a rope on the ground, and the ball doesn't even have to carry it on the fly. You know, because he's Indian.

As an aside, the French countryside is stunning, but it appears this year's route will bypass the country's heartland completely in favor of staying near the coasts and mountains. That's a bit of a shame.

Bourbon is most closely associated with Kentucky, but it can be made anywhere, and in fact there are good bourbons to be found from all around the country.

Kirkland Signature bourbon is essentially a blend from Knob Creek commissioned by Costco. It's fine if you like Knob Creek, but I find it somewhat off-balance.

Don't get me wrong: in my perfect world, the drawing of congressional districts would be taken out of the hands of state legislatures. But I think the federalist system means that states matter when it comes to presidential elections. Furthermore, I just don't think a nationwide popular vote is feasible from a…

But abolishing the Electoral College would essentially turn presidential elections into battles for the vote in major metropolitan areas, shrinking the electoral map even further than the swing states we have now. I think it would be better for the rest of the country to adopt the allocation of electoral votes by…

AKA the "no, seriously, I'm not racist" candidate.

The Koch Brothers are worth $100 billion between them, and they destroy opportunist Republicans' electoral prospects as a hobby. They could bankrupt Trump in this campaign for what's pocket change to them. The infusion of big money in politics is usually a terrible thing, but if the Donald is forced to put his money…