I transcribed the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. mnemonic in the Podmass comments section the week "Time Bobby" was released. Every example of the device that exists on the Internet is a direct copy of my original post.

Old high school gyms in general are awesome: see "Hoosiers." Also, see "Blue Chips," where the arena is actually an old high school gym in Indiana. Seriously, just go to any high school in Indiana.

It definitely holds the podcast record for laughs he couldn't hold in or muffle off-mic.

The best "Beyond Belief" segment? There is only one correct answer.

Red Robin advertises it's bottomless fries, but the side of fries that comes with a burger is maybe half the size as what is served at comparable casual-dining chains. I want an unreasonable amount of fries!

This is less of a streaming service than it is a public awareness campaign fronted by the least appropriate representatives.

The envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker!

"Budapest" has been on the radio for quite a while now. As a stripped-down, soulful ballad, it's very solid…

The winter of 1997, I was eleven years old, and I was dragged to a country music show at the Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Burlington, Iowa. This is a building from the 1930s that has seen no upgrades since the day it was built; the seating areas are too far away from the stage, yet the floor is too small to fit a…

I'm also a weirdo who likes to be able to sit down at a concert and not feel like a sardine, so it's actually a bit of a quandry.

They also covered KC and the Sunshine Band's "That's the Way (Uh Huh) I Like It" on the Space Jam soundtrack.

Even Sk8er Boi?

Is that the one where Brad Pitt is the Grim Reaper, or the one with Charlize Theron and a gorilla?

2007 or 2008, my sister and I went to a now-defunct rock station's Christmas show. The bill was Silversun Pickups, Silverchair, the Shins, and Modest Mouse. I was there for whatever, but she was only there for Silverchair, which was the second band onstage. I walked off during the Shins' set; there was a large Xbox…

On the plus side, he was suspended from the New York Times when he submitted an op-ed in which he bragged about sleeping with Milton Friedman's granddaughter.

VICE: It's "60 Minutes" for hipsters.

Growing up in the Midwest, quick-service spaghetti restaurants were an actual thing. You'd get the pasta in a big tub, but the garlic bread would be made out of a loaf of something like Hawaiian sweet bread, and it was the most delicious thing ever.

Dear America,

That sounds like a League sub-plot left on the cutting room floor.

Bojangles' or GTFO.