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It's not an automatic disqualifier; not so much as a Miley Cyrus hairstyle, at least. Seriously, ladies, that is the worst look in the world. Just stop it already.

She is very nice in the legs.

Come on, Palmer45, it's not reviewing the series full-time. It should be zero stars.

As in all things, I can more easily define the things I don't like in porn actresses than the things I like; the negative criteria include the following.

Maybe if Lily LeBeau ever grows her hair out.

Richard Pryor himself was born and raised inside a Peoria whorehouse.

Philip Johnson organized the MoMA "International Style" show that codified modernist architecture in the 1930s. He returned to Harvard during WWII, and became a prolific architect in his own right; in his later career, he was an influential figure in postmodern design, rejecting the modern conventions that he himself…

At the same time, I feel there's too much of an artificial, overproduced sheen on the adult alternative stuff to the point of being more like dance or ambient music. As pop music, it's fine, but I have a suspicion of music that sounds like it was put together by a computer.

I genuinely have no idea who Kongos, Phantogram, or the Neighborhood are. I'm assuming they're electronic acts, since that's a scene I have no interest in.

Regardless of my ambivalence toward Lorde, that was a good trend to break.

"Are you nearsighted or farsighted?"

I looked at this week's Billboard Alternative Songs charts. Compared to today, the winter of 1996 was a golden age.

The difference, of course, is that a car without wheels has no useful function.

All 25 days of it? How will they manage?

I always thought Naomi was too squinty. Never got into her too much.

The Flintstones have lasted FOREVER in syndication. I was born in 1985, and I remember watching it at an early age in local syndication, then Nickelodeon, and then Cartoon Network after that. The point at which young people would not have any firsthand awareness of the Flintstones is 15 years ago at the very earliest…

But the Jewish kid wouldn't shut up about really being from Phildelphia…

You mean that wasn't the secret message behind "Jack and Jill?"

"Broadway is full of Spidermans now; it's Spiderway."