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I could eat a peach for hours

MIA flipping people off for 12 minutes while reciting Tamil Tigers propaganda would still be a large improvement over the Black Eyed Peas performance from last year.

Seriously. "U basically made that song" and "It’s shit without you” sound like what a popular songwriter might say to someone who's not a popular songwriter but still wants to feel important.

Ya know this sounds like a lot of fun, though I would correct Adam Lambert. Bud, you ARE replacing Freddie Mercury - get over it. He's an icon and a legend, but Queen was more than just him, and who's going to fault Brian May for wanting to continue a band for which he wrote half of the music?

My thought exactly. Munya won't be happy about this.

Well that's one way to spice up the next debate

I wonder if, in the future, there is some merit for the reviewer to watch the episodes week by week along with the audience (though certainly earlier in the day or week). I'm a big Boardwalk Empire fan, but watching a show like this several episodes/chapters at a time is a very different experience than what the

Well if he was hypoglycemic at the time and caused him to collapse, a lollypop could have really come in handy for him…

I do enjoy how Whitney Cummings, while trying to defend her, essentially says 3 things:
1) Lana Del Rey's music might totally suck
2) Lana Del Rey is incompetent compared to real performers
3) Lana Del Rey got plastic surgery

It seems George Lucas has graduated from ruining his own franchises, and by publicly putting the blockbusters-with-black-casts genre on his shoulders, he has somehow moved on to ruining future movie prospects for an entire race of people.

A man can dream!

Personally, I think Andy Serkis should get an Oscar nod for Captain Haddock in Tintin.

I've got a blue/gold Donald Trump brand tie, and I bought it for 3 reasons:
1) It's pretty good quality
2) It was seriously cheap (clearance rack at an outlet)
3) To fulfill my bucket list idea of one day meeting Donald Trump and telling how cheap his stupid fucking tie was.

That could be rough obit: "According to crime scene investigators, at the moment Mr. Franklin was hit by the vehicle, he was listening to the 2001 Creed album 'Weathered' on his Zune."

Pretty wild - worth checking out the original article. Apparently in 2004, the tally of killed or badly injured while wearing headphones was 16. You have a much better chance of being struck by lightning. I have a feeling there are more people who  was especially interested in the part that notes "more than half of

And I guess you also walked 5 miles uphill in the snow each night to watch Johnny? Please calm down; nobody's dumping on Carson - he's still the model for talk show greatness, and it's not like we're talking about Late Night with Daniel Tosh.

I absolutely agree - she's a real standout performer. She's able to appear in any sketch (and apparently she's the go-to faux-Asian), and seem like she's the right person for it.

I'm sorry, Sansa and Rickon who? Maybe they'll show up in the next book's map of Mandyland.

Nice thing about HBO is they could always pull a Curb or Sopranos, and just bring the show back whenever the hell they happen to feel like it.

Wait, so as in "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet all sitty and I had to clean it with a rag which then also became sitty"?