You got it all wrong!  Homer doesn't say b'oh, he says…………….d'oh!

My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man!  Let's get him!!!!!

My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man!  Let's get him!!!!!

WOOAAAAAAHHHH dude, your body just totally gave you the finger!

WOOAAAAAAHHHH dude, your body just totally gave you the finger!

Oh yes, the liquor distribution laws in Virginia are annoying.  Just wait until you're going to buy some liquor for your Fourth of July or Labor Day party to be greeted by locked doors and shut off lights due to those state stores being closed on federal holidays.

Oh yes, the liquor distribution laws in Virginia are annoying.  Just wait until you're going to buy some liquor for your Fourth of July or Labor Day party to be greeted by locked doors and shut off lights due to those state stores being closed on federal holidays.

When I'm through he won't set foot in this town again…………….I can be very, VERY persuasive.

When I'm through he won't set foot in this town again…………….I can be very, VERY persuasive.

There was a time when I would've been pissed off about how terrible a show I loved had become, now I just sigh, hang my head, and listen to the new Dinosaur Jr. song that rules, "When the morning came……………"

There was a time when I would've been pissed off about how terrible a show I loved had become, now I just sigh, hang my head, and listen to the new Dinosaur Jr. song that rules, "When the morning came……………"