Mike searched the plateau
For the man who'd done him in
He found him in Fruita
In a bar room drinkin' gin
Mike aimed his Thompson gun
He didn't cluck a word
But he blew Lloyd Olsen's body
From there to Keenesburg

I live on the West Coast and use "jabroni" whenever possible. Jabronis are everywhere.

This review is a total false flag. Wake up, sheeple!

Eh, I wouldn't call it a conspiracy theory, as that implies some Jade Helm or chemtrail level of bullshit.

Remember how Patton Oswalt described living during the Bush Administration as being on some weird Earth 2?

What happened to their ad campaign with the creepy Burger King guy? That was legitimately hilarious. Speaking of which, I always wanted BK to sponsor the Sacramento Kings and use him as the mascot. Then the king could sneak up behind fans in the arena and give them burgers and fries on a silver platter before running…

What about the ones with a fungal toenail, or fat guy's belly? Disgusting.

Either way, we gotta get a shit-load of dimes.

Dozens!

Can't wait for the inevitable GJI! where some crafty person sets the trailer to that song and we get three paragraphs from the AV Club explaining why it's so funny!!!

Did some sonofabitch named Van Owen blow off Mike's head?

Wow, this thread sucks. Thanks for making me have to scroll by it.

One of the under-appreciated aspects of videogame storytelling/world-building is using "pointless" places and items to fill in or even tell the story. Portal and Half-Life 2 are good examples of using non-essential rooms, wall posters, and out-of-reach-but-still-visible map areas to add color to the world. This avoids…

I'm not sure if I would call Oregon a libertarian paradise — you need to look at Idaho, the Dakotas, or New Hampshire.

I worked in Siskiyou County for a few years. One of the most beautiful places in California.

Going a little off topic, but I'm annoyed these loons are the "face" of rural Oregon.

"4 THE MARE"

Sam Waterston is great, but whenever I see his eyebrows, I think of this exchange from Arrested Development:

Visiting the AV Club is like swimming in a lovely lake that oh by the way has a sewer pipe leaking into it. So just by staying here you can see the occasional piece of Internet shit float by, especially if you swim near Good Job, Internet.

Nevada is beautiful during the fall and spring. Sure, it gets really cold at night, but it's a *dry cold* :)