Q: What does Kim Thayil say when he buys an early War album on vinyl?
A: Burden in my hand.

Q: When does Soundgarden prefer to watch Three's Company?
A: Fell on black days.

In The Soundgarden of Good and Evil

(Eddie Vedder starts pumping up his Nikes)

Urns!

"That's fucked up, dude."

To attack Kurt would be to Courtney death.

His favorite movie was Space Jam.

Whatever. Nevermind.

I can see by your pants you're thinking of Thora Birch.

I am Jack's unamused sodomist.

You're thinking of a Cinnabon.

Sketch Michael Jordan and Wayne Knight and we've got a deal.

At least with PFT, it's almost like those ASMR Youtube videos. His podcast can be really soothing.

And yet he listens to more podcasts than I do. What the fuck?

Yeah, probably. And he's referenced it in other podcasts.

I'll re-listen to that one soon. I get all the live show episodes confused. Does Scott ever really get high off of whatever he's taking?

The parts where he's just riffing to himself, not in character, are pretty good, though. I remember listening to him giggling about some obscure comic book character while I was installing something from Ikea. I think it took 2 whole podcasts before I was done with the fucking endeavor.

It's really good. I had forgotten how nearly-on-the-fence Scott was about Phish at points. And how it's really where you get the most of Harris being Harris. Not sure if I wanna re-listen to the last episode anytime soon, though.

I remember we threw a party to watch that fucking episode and then it slowly dawned on us what they were doing.