Oh yeah, lots of ad clicks there.

Or a bottomless picture of Vic Morrow.

Garfield 4: Another Shrimp on the Barbie. Because cats' penises have barbs.

And he fucks 30 bitches!

Does this effectively kill Bing too?

It means teachers at your school will have no outlet for their sexual urges and will begin fondling students.

Or Asylum's Oxygen Friend.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS!

Air Bud: The Tommy John Season

And in the process, unraveled my heart.

*blows up Alderaan*

Whenever I read Tolerability Index, the index is not the finger I think of first.

*sends a card and flowers to his daughter Dora*

That's pretty goddamn punk rock of you.

Let's just revert it all back to Doogie Howser blue.

*pushes your glasses through your eye socket*
*takes your lunch money*

I still write letters, man.

Corpses have more plugins.

I downloaded my first Firefox browser on the Internet Explorer.

"Koran? More like bore-an!"