We got tired of buzzing him in, so we just propped the front door open a smidge.

All over 1.

My Girl was a prequel to Wicker Man

Without "Soul Man", the world wouldn't have this montrosity:

Dan Aykroyd's New Years Resolutions

Doctor Detroit 2 or GTFO

1 Melrose Place?

"This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

Do you work for Hertz?

There's a first time for everything.

*swipes left, finger falls off*

Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.

Tawny: Are you a body builder, or something?

I've never eaten Arby's, and it was especially gross when they had Rodney Dangerfield doing their commercials, offering "5 meat and cheesers for 5 dollars" and they didn't even make the fake sandwich look remotely appetizing.

I remember watching it once with a crowd of people and there were lots of "Oh!'s"

"This is how Brundlefly eats."

Now I'm imagining Michael J. Fox in The Fly 2 and Pulp Fiction.

It looks like a slightly older Eric Stoltz.

It gets worse.

I've got a new Tinder profile pic.